If a woman has to
choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will
choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a
man on base.
Thus the metric
system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count
the increasing popularity of the 9 millimetre bullet.
The old system of
having a baby was much better than the new one, the old system being
characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
You
can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look
that says: "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
What happens if an asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledgehammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it
will be pretty bad.