If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
 
 
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9 millimetre bullet.
 
 
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new one, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
 
 
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says: "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
 
 
What happens if an asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledgehammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.