Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.