I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.