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| A legend is a a lie
that has attained the dignity of age. |
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| Conscience is the
inner voice warning us that someone may be looking. |
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| Bachelors know more
about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. |
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| Democracy is the art
and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. |
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Every man must be
tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin
slitting throats. |
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| For every problem
there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong. |
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On one issue a least,
men and women agree; they both distrust women. |
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When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
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