A legend is a a lie that has attained the dignity of age.
 
 
Conscience is the inner voice warning us that someone may be looking.
 
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
 
 
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
 
 
Every man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
 
 
For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
 
 
On one issue a least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
 
 

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.