Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

In a conversation remember that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

No matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."