I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.